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When we saw tht Jack Crisp boy hu luks like my brother nd he went MY NAME IS JACK CRISP tht was hilarious lol
When me, u and caffeine were walkin back from farmfoods at my sleepova and then caffeine sed Hi Nan 2 tht old woman and she went OH HI DEAR! lmao classic moment!
When you dun tht reellli strange sneeze on the way 2 courtney's house nd u had 2 go over 2 the tree 2 laugh lmao i wet myself soo much!
In megazone wen we turned purple and i cudnt breathe cos i was larfin so much and then i ran in2 the wall Lol
When u were firin them foam ring fingies at me and it hit my nose and u broke it Lol (she didnt reeli brake it tho peeps Lol)
When u slept ova mine on New Years eve nd u were makin me larf so much i kept spittin my drink out Lol
Wen u had tht random black splodge on ur hed and then wen u sat bck dwn there was one on my hed n we cudnt stop larfin lol
Wen i run it seems 2 make u larf lots n lots cos of my spazzy arm Lol
Wen we do our daily headbutt Lol it touches my hart Lol But always remember 2 put ur lil hood up
U fink i sound scottish wen i sing eminem-when im gone and then 4 some reason u always larf at me wen i sing.. is it cos im nt a gd singer lol
In ur car wen ur seat was wobblin up n dwn nd i was dancin and doin my curry dance which u fink is funny
Wen me u n sy were walkin bck from twn and there was dis random poo on da floor and u kicked it by accident and i screamed and u fort der was a murderer behind u Lol
Wen u cough ur soo cute!
When ur standin next 2 me and then u speak 2 me u make me jump Lol
When i screamed and she dun impressions of me screamin cos apparently i luk funni wen i scream and it luked like a pufferish lmao
Wen me n u were listnin 2 my mp3 playa in form and then u squirted ur drink in2 my eye n i cudnt c Lol
In art wen i scared Julia Scag-rat from behind omg tht was hilarious lmao
Wen i got olu's headfones 4 her mp3 playa stuck in my hair Lol
Wowwie i actually had a reeli good day on 9th march cos no-one was in a mood lol n afta skool wen we were watchin da rugby match n i got dat number 11 boys addy n then i got my umbrella n the wind was blowin me away n then it started rainin n my hiar went frizzy (all amys fault lol) n then at the chip shop i sed tht lady goes footy n u started larfin lol
Bucket fanny lmao (cnt reeli explain story cos its a bit mean)
Wen amy n me bumped our heads on da fings dat stick out of da wall in art Lol *ouch*
Urs n Toms frog childern Lol wit their skinny lil legs n wiggly ears lmao u can jus picture it cnt ya Lol
In drama n we were wearin da same stripey socks n we dun "cha cha slide" wit our feet n u kept larfin at my feet cos they r huge lol n then toms feet smelt lol
U playin dem chords on da keyboard in music was funni Lol
I luv it wen we play footsie especially in assembly Lol
The "dragon" tht i drew in art whihc luked like a dog wit horns u sed n iut has ribena comin out of his nipples cos u sed WUDNT IT B MUCH BETTER RATHER THN HVIN MILK COMIN OUT OF UR NIPPLES THERE WAS LIKES LOADZ OF DIFFERENT FLAVOURS lol
I.C.T we got in massive trouble but it was still funny lol nickin the incident slips n den throwin them 2 eachother n u rote "Mouldy poo bum" on it n got a 10 min detention afta skool n i got a 20 min detention afta skool on mon but oh well i fort it was worth it us lil rebels lol
Wen u went OMG MY LEGS HAIRS R LIKE SO LONG THEY ARE ABOUT THT LONG and u made it sound like they were a foot long lol so i sed DO U BRUSH IT lol it was funny
In art wen u showed me tht video of ur cousins doin tht wierd humpin fing lmao omg i cudnt stop larfin lmao
In drama i cudnt stop larfin wen u were larfin at me screamin cos i was scared of ya lol *possessed child*
In english wen me n olu were doin tht "LA LA LA" fingy n we cudnt stop larfin n u recorded it Lol
At Hollies house we were hvin a lil food fite (jus da 2 of us) n then hollie came in da room n we stopped n there was a sausage on da floor n a scotch egg nxt 2 da computer n we strarted larfin and every1 was like WAT!? lmao
In french wen every1 was gettin in the cupboard lol tht was a moment tht i shall neva 4get xx
Afta da food fite we were hvin a fork fite wit our lil plastic forks n pokin eachother lol
Tht granny wit the dodgy hip on the way home once lol
Tht time in geography wen u wrote mood wouse instead of wood mouse lmao
Tryin on my dungarees in Design lol woohoo!!
In wooloworths wen we were dancin 2 dem songs
In da lil restaurant fingy wen we put salt, pepper n vinegar on my ice-cream n i ate it lmao i was gonna b sick
118 118 118 song!
err tom n hollie in mcdonalds... disgustin and soo embarressin lmao xx
In da restaurant wen u hit the fork tht was in my ice cream n u fort it hit my face lmao
Drama - wen u n hollie r da possessed children n u kil me ohh sooo funni funni funni !!
OMG wen we came 2 skool on mon morn n then basically EVERY1 had a new haircut! hmm TOM HOCKLEY U IWA MAMOO!
Tht McDonalds worker wit the net on her hed which i fort was a scar lmao lmao!!
In McDonalds wen the McFlurry made me larf loadz n then there was them boys hu u lot were tlkin bout n i was like "where!! where!!" n u lot were like "haha there" n they were ryte infront of us lol
Wen me, u n hollie went 2 see amy's new haircut n then we suddenly started doin catwalks dwn amys path.. pure comedy lmao
Wen i was round urs n i sed u were slow n then we made up this reeli reeli reeli funni joke bout me dyin n u goin "nikki r u ok" "nikki talk 2 me... f9 dnt tlk 2 me!" lmao lmao lmao i cudnt stop larfin.. i bet every1 else is wonderin wat im on bout lol but we knw lmao tht was hilarious!
Wen me n syanne were fytin n u were larfin cos i had a double-chin lmao
Wen we were walkin 2 ur house n we were playin wit our shadows lmao omg thts 1 of da funniest moments ive eva had lmao!! *punch*
Wen u dressed up in my "outfit" n u put da tail on n it was wobblin wen u were walkin lmao n then u put it at da front n started playin wit it n sed "tht feels quite nice actually now i knw y boys do it" lmao funni funni!!
wen i sed "i need a wee" n went in2 the bathroom n then u went "NO MY CLOTHES R IN THERE" n i went "im not gonna pee on them am i?!" lol
Wen i was about 2 leave ur house n went in2 the livin room n went "fanku 4 havin me" 2 daniel by mistake lmao hahaha
Wen u were changin in da wardrobe lmao.... n wen i had 2 pretend tht no-1 was in da room n i jus came in n opened the wardrobe n there was dis giant bunni (u) goin "ribbet ribbet" lmao
Also on da way home lol there was dis man in a car hu kept drivin back n forth beepin at us lmao!
On da way home we started rappin bout outselves lol n it didnt even make sense but we jus kept rappin n rappin lmao
In staples testing all the computer chairs lmao n tht reeli wierd 1 n we were tryin different posistions on it lmao
OMG this was fukin hilarious and freaky! wen we were both tlkin bout somefin and then at the exact same time as eachother we both went "OH DARN IT!" and we both did tht arm movement!! hahahahheehehehe
In sports world tryin on the fluffy boots lmao n also wen i got tht long metal pole fingy n u went "cor i cant wait till im old so i can jus hit people wit it" lmao
This was also funny... wen i sed "gorilla" n u sed "ape-man" at the exact same time lmao wtf is an ape-man anyways lmao
Wen i prentended 2 jump in the river n then u sed " omg u luked well pretty" n i went " wat how can i luk pretty pretendin 2 jump in2 a river" lmao
wen i fell ova on da ice n u cudnt stop larfin n we had 2 stop cos u were larfin so much lol n u were goin "im weein!! im weein!!" lmaolmao
OMG tht wierd boy called Jack hu told us 2 clap lol
Round sys wen we were bum-boardin down the stairs lmao every1s faces were hilarious!!
On Monday 10th April wen u came and started hangin round wit me, sy n hollie omg we cud NOT stop larfin lmao we were just soooo hypa fanku soo much hunni ur a real stunna u cheered me up lmao xx
Wen i was tryin 2 do the limbo under the lil bridge n then syanne bent me back n i farted then i stood up n smacked my head on the bridge lmao i cudnt stop weein!
Wen i came round urs and u got the easter egg and cracked it then we sed it was perfect and then u sed it didnt smell ryte so u stuck it ryte in my face n i had 2 smell it lmao and then u pretended they were ears and i sed u luked like tom hockley so u were actin reeli funny lmao i cudnt stop weeing. Then u were telling me about ur pyjama bottoms bein saggy lol. then u stuck hair clips lmao on ur lips n cheeks and it was sooo fukin hilarious lmao. There was loadz more fings tell me on msn wat they were cos i cnt remember lol
Round Courtneys house at her sleepova (which was reeli reeli good) well i cudnt stop laughin at Hollie lmao but i didnt tell them cos nuffin bwt holllie was funni she was jus makin me laff n my larf made her laff which made me larf more lmao. Wen we were doin our scary faces lol i cudnt stop laughin. There was loads n loads tht we were laughin bwt lol
OMG in P.E wen i fort u sed something else so i went "yeh a man called Fish Fish" LMAO lmao
He he wen we were watching *that girl* followin them people around except they were all on the floor so she was jus a joner standin up n then the other girls all hugged eachother without her n she came n hugged em n they stopped huggin lmao!!
OMG OMG peters bald hed lmao lmao ahhhh!! talk about hideosity!!
wen we were talking about bra sizes n then i sed triple n then u sed "THTS NOT BIG THTS BASICALLY LESS THAN FLAT IT ACTUALLY GOES IN!" n then we dun impressions of all the sizes lmao it may not be funny 2 any1 esle but 2 tht i was weeing!!
In technology i put loads n loads of glue dwn this dent in the table cos it was annoyin me n i didnt knw it had a hole at the bottom so it was leaking out all down the table n i was weeing n everybody stopped n stared n sed "eww" n u went "why is there yogurt comin out of the table!" lmao i cudda got in DEEP SHIT tho lol
OMg wen me u n amy were walking home n amy sed SHAVEN RAVEN lmao lmao (embarressing tho lololol)
Wen i randomly sed 2 u... "mr capuano snipped off his ear hair" lmao lmao dandruff man err he makes me feel sick!!
At lunch wen us lot were tlkin 2 tht teacher lol n we were askin her loadsa questions... i knw this is meen but i fort it was hilarious wen she sed she was bit by a shark.. n then i weed wen she sed how big it was lmao
Wen we sta on exactly the same table as we had since Tuesday n ur crummies were still there lmao
Wen me, u n amy were tlkin bwt hollies singin lmao n us knwin tht she'll b on the radio cos we wud recognise the voice lmao n her soundin like a 5 year old lmao
I had tried 2 scrunch my hair n i luked like i jus came out of a tumble drier!! lol fanku 4 helpin me!! xx
In form wen we were talkin about boys dicks lmao gr8 convo hey gals lol
OMG drama n wedgyin n the granny knickers lmao u'll knw wat i meen lmao... it was funny our lil gansta crue lmao
P.E was soo fukin hilarious wen we were running n u were laffin at my run n OMG charlie smallwood-smiths builders bum n her runnin lmao tht was a syte lmao... n wen we were tellin eachother how we used 2 laff n u were laffin at my 'popeye' luk lmao
Art was fukin hilarious aswell lmao... ur lil gecko fingy lmao was fukin funny its legs n its hed n wen amy was puttin spikes on it n wen the geckos hed came off n we were chuckin it around n loads of other stuff!
OMG wen i went round urs n we were doin the choccy hillbilly fings i was soo fukin wettin myself lmao lmao lmao tht will b 1 of our funniest moments lmao lmao n then wen we were dancing 2 eachother n then wen we were bein spazzes eatin our pizza lmao lmao n then chuckin cheeseballs at eachother n then i had cheeseball on my face but u didnt tell me until like an hour l8a lmao n then we were dancin 2 eachother lololol n then wen we were eating our fish n chips *BATTERED SAUSAGE* lmao lmao n u made me luk 4 a pound in the chippy n u knew tht u didnt drop 1 u jus fort it wud b funny 2 make me luk 4 1 lololol lmao u funni kid!! Fanx 4 such a gr8 time! xx
Wen Lucia had her hair spiked up n then she went 2 cuddle u *bast frend* n u screamed lmao i cudnt stop weein n then i stood up n she she went 'alryte darlang' lmao lmao i was reeli weeing lmao!!
When we were playing tennis in P.E n u hit the ball over the fence so went n got it (even tho my arse hurt) n then at the end of the lesson u hit the ball 2 me n i cudnt hit it lmfao
Wen i was ur mirror image n copyin EVERYTHING u did lolol soo funny u made me luk like a freak lolol
U keep chuckin tht bloody ruler at me in french lmfao but its funny tho u lil cheeky monkey lol xxx
The ORANGE!!i had 3 altogether tht day n it was soo nice n it was soo fukin funny i was actually weeing wen amy n sy were hitting it n then i had orange stains down my shirt lmao
Wen u were throwing the tennis ball 2 me b4 form n it was sooo funny!!i cudnt stop laughin lmao even tho u were wonderin wat i was larfin at!
On the way down ur road after collectin my DVD n i had 2 walk past the perverts caravan n i had 2 scream "HELLLPPP!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH" lolol n there was this woman lukin at me lmao lmao xx
Wen we put tht "hankey" on charlie smallwood-smiths back lmao lmao tht was fukin hilarious!!
At lunch us 2 decided 2 sit in the lil circle on the playground n then i was weeing myself n then other people started sittin around it and i kept on weeing n then u kept makin me larf and then we got up cos loads of people kept sittin round it lmao
OMFG u kept makin me laff sooo fukin much i wet myself lmao lmao lmao u sooo fukin funny i cudnt actually believe how much i was larfin lmao lmao
Amys picture of her dad lmao lmao tht WAS fukin HILARIOUS HILARIOUS i cudnt stop fukin weeing i meen jus luk at it!! lmao
About Mr Imrith callin u 'Naughty Fish' n u beating him infront of my maths class lmao doin tht punch lmao
Singin in music doin spazzy singin "TOOOONIGHT TOOONIGHT!!"
In my jungle mix sweets u wud only eat the birds lmao
Choccy hillbillies in the park!!! on the spinny fing!!
Wen we were layin down on the fied n u sed "u look like a dead person moving' n i sed ' and how many of them do u see around' lmao lmao tht was funny n then u had 2 sit up cos u cudnt cross ur legs whilst layin down lmao
The old people sign, the lil girl givin hed 2 er dad, summerfield n listnin 2 the till lady fart in the toilet, the hungry horse, YEEES TURN RIGHT, Vagina the cat, paddy prank callers, the scary fing wen we rand like mad through the alley lmao
In town wit u n sy- the baby!! LMAO N HIS HED (ahh no hair), the savaloy lmao, The voo-doo doll, doin our stuff in waterstones, Them boys following us omg they were sooo checkin u out!!, *ouch* them plasters on our faces hurt sooo much lol, torturin the baby lmao ! there was looadz more!
Hey Hey Hey!! Lets have a WELCOME PARTY!! wooooo!! Let make every1 feel welcome sarah!! lololol
OMFG Lucy Drews face!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhahahaha tht was soooo weeable seriously!! & Then u dun the impresssions of her which was hilarious!!
Wen i reeeli needed a wee at the bus-stop and it luked like i was humpin the wall so u sed "dw ill join in with u so it dont luk wierd" and blimey it luked wierd lmfao!!
The old woman with the reeeeeeeli saggy boobs lmao n then u sed "wen im old i want saggy boobs!" n then dun an impression lmao!
Friday 5th may was a hilarious night! OMG i wet myself soo much lmfao! We were soo hyper and everything we dun seemed 2 make us larf lmfao! Fanx so much 4 havin me over ur a perfect frend! Luvya loadz xxx
Wen Amy hit me round the hed wit her keys and then it left a big bruise and a cut n it was bleedin n all u 2 cud do was wet urselves wit larfter!! LMFAO xx
Playin tennis in P.E is fukin hilarious!
Dat reeeli wierd slovakian man outside tesco's..aww bless he was soo dumb lmao!
OMG with the umbrella after skool on wednesday wen it was rainin and i was tryin2 protect ur hair hahaha i weeed sooo much!
Wen ur mum misherd summit n sed "Wat sum1 was sik on u?!?!" LMFAO shes a funni hazelnut!
Its HILARIOUS wen Joe Storrar laughs LMAO its only me & u hu notice tho lmso!
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